Some haha's

M: I know how to please a woman. W: Then please leave me alone.

M: I want to give myself to you. W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap
gifts.

M: Your hair color is fabulous. W: Thank you. It's on aisle
three at the corner drug store.

M: You look like a dream. W: Go back to sleep.

M: I can tell that you want me. W: Yes, I want you to leave.

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign? W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

M: Your body is like a temple. W: Sorry, there are no services
today.

M: Is this seat empty? W: Yes, and this one will be too if you
sit down.

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? W:
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before? W: Yeah, that's why I
don't go there anymore.